As part of my new whatever it is I do, I am now the last person at the office every Friday

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/09/2016 at 17:34 • Filed to: jerb

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Misery loves company, but my coworkers seem to scatter like cockroaches when it hits about 1:30. I’m not saying I wouldn’t do the same — because I totally would — It’s just that I’m bored. Would prefer to get home and find something else that my dog has eaten and watch crappy YouTube videos.

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LFA cupholder for your time.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/09/2016 at 17:41

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You’re the luckiest man in the world. I used to go to work at 6:30 in the morning, just so I could have 2.5 hours without my coworkers. It was the best time of my life. Then another coworker started coming at 7. I quit six months later. Coincidence? Yes. But still, an office without coworkers is better than an office with them.


Kinja'd!!! TheDudeAbides_(version 2.0) > Honeybunchesofgoats
09/09/2016 at 20:53

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Ernie?


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2016 at 10:01

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Start trading your stock for sandwiches. Investment grade sandwiches never depreciate.... You can reture a wealthy lobster.